15 April. Lock Down Day 20

So, we're 10 days shy of a month of the 5 of us in each other's faces 24/7. I don't count the fur kids 'coz they socially distance themselves from us whenever our kids start trying to break the sound barrier.

I'm not going to lie, my children have probably had a lot more screen time than what a good parent should allow. I'm not too sure how we rate on the good parent scale, but surely that hint of guilt gives us some brownie points? Any parents reading this been exposed to Juny and Tony? Yes, we've been subjected to it too. We have yet to drive nails in our eardrums, so we've come up with a better plan: in retaliation to their masterpiece "Mr Fart" and complete butchering of fairytales, we will make our own videos with horrible singing, played to a traditional nursery rhyme, with too many words to fit the actual beat, and saturate the Chinese YouTube market with it. Our first hit will be presented by Mr Bat and friends: "I am a bat, please don't eat me." Simple title. To the point. That's how you draw in the kids.

These two.....