13 May. Lockdown day 48.

Ok, so if you truly want to thrive in your domestic duties, you have to do it in a hoodie and tights, with yesterday's eyeliner and mascara smudges under your eyes and a ponytail. Only then will you get the vacuuming, mopping and polishing done. Some sagely advice from the book of That's Exactly What Happened Today.

Also from this book comes the following advice: if you find yourself wearing your husband's 18 year old tracksuit pants, or thermal pyjama pants, he will resort to wearing your socks, because you haven't done laundry yet this week.